Some make us laugh, some make us sigh, but all of them
make us wonder, “What were they thinking?!” Here are a few items we’ve
found on recent applications:
I always got great reviews:
On past employment history: Immediate Supervisor:
“Myself” Supervisor Title: “Conscience”
Trust me, you don’t want to hear what they
have to say:
Please list your previous employers: “I know at leaset
four or more are usualy required for past employee history but none are
relavant to u my reader”
Perhaps I need to clarify what “special”
means…
Please list any special skills you may have which would
be helpful in considering your employment: “Absolutely drug free”
Yes, I definitely need to clarify
this…
Please list any special skills you may have which would
be helpful in considering your employment: “High school 3rd place CO
wrestling tournament with award for memorable match”
Like the Hotel California, apparently you can
never leave…
College: “Johnson County Technical College”
Dates
Attended: “January 2006-Forever”
It’s quittin’ time:
Reason for leaving the position: “I was younger and
messed up”
Reason for leaving the position: “I didn’t like walking
on rooves”
Reason for leaving the position: “Too many diseases to
carry home”
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