Well, that’s what I always call him:
Supervisor’s Name: John Phillips
Supervisor’s Title: Mr.
You wanted those back?
Have you been convicted of a felony in the
last 7 years? “2009, Burglary of an Automobile. I opened a car to use a
tool & jack to replace a flat. Forgot to replace tool & jack.”
This should clear up everything:
Have you been convicted of a crime in the last 7 years? “1995 Felony (accident)”
Filled out my application on Opposite Day:
List three business references (do not list
relatives):
Mom [phone number redacted]
Uncle Jim [phone number redacted]
My fionce Darla [phone number redacted]
From a defense attorney’s rebuttal filing:
“Defendant is a good-looking young man and a body builder. When he goes
out, he attracts more than a fair share of female attention.”
Even the government can have an off day:
From a criminal sentencing record: “The
defendant is hereby committed to the custody of the United States of Prisons to
be imprisoned for a total term of Sixty (70) months, to runny concurrently with
he State sentence.”
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