From the Blooper Book

Each month, we try to bring you the best of the best reports for your enjoyment – or in some cases, the worst of the worst.

Some job applications reveal a versatile applicant pool:

Job Title: “Janitor/Web Design Combo”

The job was rough, but it made for a great icebreaker at parties.

Job Title: “Cow Pusher”

Can you be slightly more specific?

Brief description of duties: “Working”

 …Not what we meant by ‘specific’.

Brief description of duties: “Labor”

Is it just us, or does he sound like Dr. Evil here?

Brief description of duties: “Spearheading implementation of $200 million dollar campaign for phase 2 of master takeover plan.”

This is actually all supervisors.

Immediate Supervisor: “Mr. Impatient”

And finally, a sign that the Car Rental Agency may not be satisfied with your work:

Reason for Leaving: “Future path was not what I was looking for… they told me to interview at a dentist office.”