Misdemeanor theft of nachos. An applicant who can’t remember if he committed a serious crime. People who were high or just can’t spell. Here’s the latest from the “I can’t believe they wrote that” department.
Have you been convicted of a crime in the past seven years, other than minor traffic violations? (checked yes)
If yes, describe in full: “Misdemeanor theft of nachos”
Have you been convicted of a crime in the past seven years, other than minor traffic violations? (checked yes)
If yes, describe in full: “I don’t think I have… I’ll get back to you on this one”
Have you been convicted of a crime in the past seven years, other than minor traffic violations? (checked yes)
If yes, describe in full: “postation of Drugs”
Have you been convicted of a crime in the past seven years, other than minor traffic violations? (checked yes)
If yes, describe in full: “possion of cortolled supcetiuce”
Have you been convicted of a crime in the past seven years, other than minor traffic violations? (checked yes)
If yes, describe in full: “position of parafanellia but I’m goin for a governer’s pardon wish me luck”
Are these all of Ben's responses on his own employment applications?
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