10 Payroll Jokes That Will Make Every Payroll Professional Laugh
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10 Payroll Jokes That Make Every Payroll Professional Laugh

Who doesn’t love a good pun? As an Associate Product Manager at Namely, I love creating payroll jokes and sharing them with the rest of my organization.

To add some laughter to your day, here are 10 of them:

What is a Payroll Admin’s favorite condiment?

401k “catchup”

Why didn’t the deferred compensation get the job?

Because it was “non-qualified”

What does a Payroll Admin say when their meetings are running long?

“We’re overtime”

What does a Payroll Admin have on the side of their buffalo wings?

“Salary” sticks!

If Old McDonald was a Payroll Admin, what would he say?

“EEO”

Who is the highest ranking member of the payroll army?

“General Ledger”

How does a Payroll Admin travel around in the city?

A “tax”i

Who is a Payroll Admin’s favorite country music singer?

Johnny “Cash”

What is a Payroll Admin’s favorite musical instrument?

A “Tax”ophone!

Why do Payroll Admins go to the gym?

To get “lien”

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