“Employee engagement” – these two words are the bane of any company that prizes efficiency and expediency over the placation of their team. Walk into almost any office in the galaxy, and you will find employees idly checking their Facebooks, texting their Allies, and wandering around in a vague attempt to find distraction (under the flimsy guise of “just getting some coffee.”)
It’s time to end the madness, and bring order to the workforce - once and for all.
Join the Dark Lady of the Sith as she interviews Anakin Skywalker (a.k.a. Darth Vader) and explores important topics, such as:
- The importance of maintaining a dull and uninteresting work environment, to force your employees to pay attention their work
- Why letting your employees think they have any say in their career direction is a mistake
- How to cultivate an atmosphere of "constructive stress" with threats and random shows of violence
- And all the latest Force techniques for inspiring fear and/ or respect.
Join us... and together we can take back the workforce and rebuild it as the Empire it was destined to become!
(Happy April Fool's Day from Roman, Warren, Hannah, & Shelley!)
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